1001 movies – Top Gun (1986)

What a huge pile off shit. This movie is about Tom Cruise as he is in his testosterone filled flight school and he does a lot of shit and the movie uses all the 80ies cliches you can think of, Tom rides this ridiculous bike and there is even a friggin scene where half naked men play volleyball for like 5 minutes. To be honest I didn’t really catch what the story was all about cuz I was too busy staring at Toms overgrown hugeass tooth. But at some point his friend dies and he hooks up with the chick. Badabing badaboom game over.
What pissed me extra off was all the fucking plain talk, as if the audience is gonna understand two shits of that. Shut up movie!

So I think it is in the book because it was the first 100% testosterone filled bullshit movie ever or someshit. And also all the plain shots (there is a looot of them).

Oh yeah, AMERICAA FUCK YEAAH.

I give it 0 oh god Tom is so stupid signs out of 5.

You can watch the parody – don’t remember its name.